Warning to all who wear Aluminum Foil Beanies
This is a special announcement to all those readers out there who may be wearing aluminum foil deflector beanies to protect themselves from radio-induced mind control. A new study finds that not only does an aluminum foil beanie completely fail to block insidious radio waves, it amplifies them. Their conclusion: those paranoid types using aluminum foil beanies for protection may in fact have been duped by the government to use the beanies so as to enhance the mind control effects.
You don’t think so? Are you sure that’s what you really think, or is that what they are making you think?
